So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be